BRAND MY VAN
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Put your startup on my van.

I live in it, drive SF daily, and need to close a $5,589.71 hole.

— Total Bid$5,589.71 goal

18 spaces. Bidding closes September 1 at 11:59 PM PDT.

White 2023 Chevrolet Express 2500 Extended. Blank steel down both sides and across the back.

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Dark lines mark all 18 spaces. Artwork stays inside clean printable steel.

S3
Finished ad image

Include your logo and any catchphrase or text. PNG, JPG, or WebP. 4 MB max.

S3: Sliding side · column 3

Suggested start $240.

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$5,589.71 behind. Still building.

I left Seattle two months ago and traveled the country. Now I live in the Bay, work in SF, and build wherever I park.

Buy the ad. Help keep the van moving. If your startup needs someone who can ship under pressure, hire me.

The actual van.

Driver side, sliding-door side, rear, and hood. See the actual steel, seams, windows, handles, wheels, and plate around every placement.

White Chevrolet Express cargo van, driver side
Driver sideTen spaces · five across by two rows
White Chevrolet Express cargo van, sliding-door side
Sliding-door sideFive spaces · one row above the track
White Chevrolet Express cargo van, rear
RearTwo spaces · one per rear door
White Chevrolet Express cargo van, hood
HoodOne full-hood placement

Photos taken 8/28 at 11:05 AM in Palo Alto.

Simple & verified.

One van. Eighteen spaces. Clear bids, removable graphics, and proof that the work happened.

  1. 01

    Pick a panel

    Choose a side and preview your brand in any of the marked spaces.

  2. 02

    Place a bid

    Name your price. Once a real bid leads the space, beat it by at least one cent.

  3. 03

    I mount it

    I print the right removable vehicle graphic, install it, and send dated proof.

  4. 04

    The van moves

    Your startup rides through SF and the Bay while I work and build.